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Please Put All Crackberries on Silent

Hey kids (and some adults),

Stop fucking around on all those iPods, iPhones, Droids, Blackberries, Kindles (ha! if you have a kindle, please disregard all of this), Palms, and other smart phones/devices. Why?

Because according to this, you're getting dumber.

Please, be considerate. Stop it. Don't make my job any harder than it already is.

Thanks.
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Alpha Za said…
Haha, well, the science is certainly definitive.

It's a pity that all those cool electronic devices are just so plain cool!
August 26, 2010 at 5:42 PM
Anonymous said…
...If I have a Nook, am I stupid?

~Your M/I/A dot.
August 27, 2010 at 5:54 AM
MissEmmmm said…
ummm very insightful...

*sent from my iPod Touch
August 29, 2010 at 9:35 AM
Yo Mista! said…
Very funny MissEmmmm....
August 30, 2010 at 4:53 PM
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